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Strange Crimes and the Unlucky
Friday, August 05, 2005 | 8/05/2005 12:59:00 PM

These are stupid crimes done by human beings which i found from the webby.

Enjoy..

Traffic light thieves caught red-handed
Two men have been arrested in Buenos Aires for stealing traffic lights.

Bear-faced lie
A Ukrainian woman has been arrested after she tried to smuggle two bears on board a plane by claiming they were dogs.

I'm a Celebrity could be prosecuted over goldfish deaths
Organisers of the German version of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! face prosecution over the death of three goldfish.

Man lost job for being 'dead'
A Romanian man returned from his holiday to find he had lost his job because he had been declared dead.

'Ugliest man in the world'
A wealthy lawyer says he must be the ugliest man in the world after having 5,000 marriage proposals turned down.

Cop accidentally shoots man while on loo
An off-duty policeman's gun went off twice as he pulled down his pants to use the toilet, injuring a man.

Gravediggers held BBQ in cemetery
Gravediggers in a Belgian city have been criticised for holding a barbecue party in a cemetery.

Flies take over village
A village in Russia has been evacuated after it was taken over by millions of flies

Librarians baffled by urine
Librarians in the US have had to admit they are baffled by the case of the urine-stained library books.

Mystery of the exploding toads
Visitors to Hamburg parks are being warned to watch out for exploding toads.

Memorial looks like big penis
A Dutch war memorial that goes up and down, and spurts flames may be scrapped after complaints it looks like a giant penis

No pretend penises in cannibal documentary
Channel 4 says there will be no shots of pretend penises in a documentary about a German cannibal killer who fried his victim's member in garlic before eating it

Wife cuts off husband's penis
A Thai woman cut off her husband's penis after he asked her to make love one more time before he left her for another woman.

Ref pulled red lacy knickers from his pocket
A Brazilian football referee is facing divorce proceedings after he pulled a pair of knickers out of his pocket instead of a red card during a match.

Strang Crimes
| 8/05/2005 12:42:00 PM

These are stupid crimes done by human beings which i found from the webby.

Enjoy..

Bogus cops steal loo roll
Thieves posed as police officers in Russia to steal thousands of rolls of toilet paper.

Porn fans made to do sit-ups
Police in India forced nearly 200 cinema goers to do ten sit ups each for watching a porn film.

Naked man arrested for shouting at trees
A German man has been arrested after a marriage guidance counsellor advised him to run around naked shouting at trees.

'Bigamist' forgot she was married
A 36-year-old woman who's been charged with bigamy in Norway says she forgot she was already married.

Chicken fined for crossing road
A chicken fined for crossing the road has walked free from court in the US after a judge threw out the charge

Jail for gossiping
A Colombian city has introduced a new law under which people can be jailed for gossiping.

Sex in car man loses licence
The Romanian man who crashed his car while his girlfriend gave him oral sex has lost his licence for 90 days.

Driver fined for 'having a face like a moron'
A Romanian traffic cop has been demoted after he fined a driver for "having a face like a moron and being a big monkey".

'Holy man' broke coconuts on naked woman's head
Police in India have arrested a 'holy man' who allegedly forced a woman to strip naked and broke coconuts on her head.

Police ordered to catch buffaloes
Police in Cambodia are hunting buffaloes and cows which are leaving their dung among the ruins of ancient temples.

Granny rugby-tackled jay walker
A 77-year-old granny made a citizen's arrest in Germany when she rugby-tackled a 25-year-old jay walker.

Woman attacked father-in-law over football
A Romanian woman has been fined £40 after breaking her father-in-law's hand in a row over their football teams.

Simple solutions to keep you happy and productive at work.
Wednesday, August 03, 2005 | 8/03/2005 08:46:00 AM

Food Solutions
Nothing can sap your strength or put you in a funk faster than stress from work. If you've been feeling down even as you climb up the corporate ladder, try these easy ways to feel happier, calmer, and refreshed from 9 to 5.

1. Drink water. Did you know dehydration can make you feel sluggish and depressed? Be sure to drink plenty of water throughout the day. Recent studies show you don't need all of the eight glasses a day formerly prescribed by doctors and nutritionists, but drink enough to satisfy your thirst, and then some. Consider replacing your soda and juice with water, too. One easy solution: keep a big bottle of water at your desk and make several trips to the water cooler to refill it. (Use a container that is meant to be reused, like a Rubbermaid or Nalgene bottle. Some lightweight plastic containers break down after several uses and can cause you to consume harmful contaminants.)

2. Eat healthy snacks. Instead of a chocolate bar from the vending machine for your 3:00 pick-me-up, snack on apples, low-fat yogurt, or carrots with peanut butter. If trail mix appeals to you, try this mood-boosting recipe: mix walnuts, almonds, lightly toasted pumpkin seeds, and raisins together in a large container for a week's worth of snacking. These mineral-rich mini meals will give you plenty of power to stay focused and alert all afternoon.

3. Avoid heavy foods and alcohol at business lunches. It's tempting to indulge in rich foods or a nice glass of wine during a business lunch -- especially when you can charge it to your expense account. But falling asleep from a food coma at your desk just isn't worth it. Stick with an entree salad and a glass of sparkling water to keep you on your toes for the rest of the day. And instead of finishing the meal with dessert and coffee, order herbal tea. Both sugar and caffeine can set you up for a mood nosedive right around the time you need to be most productive.

4. Walk it off. Take a break from sitting at your desk in the stale office air and go for a brisk walk around the block. Just 10 minutes is all you need to clear your head and feel revived.

5. Try a Spinal Twist.Get a feeling of calm and serenity with two easy yoga poses that can be done while sitting at your desk:
Step 1. Cross one leg over the other and place the opposite hand on your top leg.
Step 2. Gently twist your upper body in the opposite direction of your top knee, using your hand on the back of your chair for leverage.
Step 3. Take a few slow deep breaths in this position.
Step 4. Change sides and repeat.

6. Follow with a Seated Warrior.
Step 1. Begin by sitting up tall and pressing both feet into the floor.
Step 2. Raise both arms up straight overhead and press your palms together firmly.
Step 3. If you have no neck injuries, drop your head back slightly and look up at your thumbs. Make sure your shoulders are not hunched up next to your ears, so allow your shoulder blades to slide down your back.
Step 4. Close your eyes and take five deep breaths in and out of your nose in this posture.
Step 5. Slowly release your arms down to your sides and open your eyes.

7. Don't procrastinate. Putting off that report that's due at the end of week until Thursday afternoon will leave you feeling plenty stressed. Giving yourself ample time to get tasks done will help you feel less frazzled and stay motivated. Plus, you can score brownie points with your boss by getting projects done ahead of time!
8. Make a 3-task to-do list. A mile-long list of things to do each week can make you feel overwhelmed and anxious. Instead, allow yourself to feel a sense of accomplishment every day by creating a more manageable three-item to-do list. You'll be surprised at how much more you get done by shortening your list!

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