Memorial looks like big penis A Dutch war memorial that goes up and down, and spurts flames may be scrapped after complaints it looks like a giant penis
No pretend penises in cannibal documentary Channel 4 says there will be no shots of pretend penises in a documentary about a German cannibal killer who fried his victim's member in garlic before eating it
Wife cuts off husband's penis A Thai woman cut off her husband's penis after he asked her to make love one more time before he left her for another woman.
Ref pulled red lacy knickers from his pocket A Brazilian football referee is facing divorce proceedings after he pulled a pair of knickers out of his pocket instead of a red card during a match.